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Walking to the bathroom…naked

October 1st, 2008 · 13 Comments · Humor/Laughter · Email This Email This · Print This Print This

Forget about walking to the moon, walking like an Eqyptian or walking in my footsteps.

For the past few days I have been able to walk to my bathroom COMPLETELY NAKED. I am loving life! Can you hear me say “Woo Hoo”, “Amen” and ”Schwing Baby?” 

I’m so happy I gotta dance. Gotta dance!

Shake it, don’t break it! Woo hoo!

Clap your hands.

Shout “Giggle On” & “Get Naked“. Woo hoo! Clap your hands.

When your housemate moves out…

My dear friend and temporary housemate, Stacey, started a long trek across country by car on Sunday. Miss Stacey landed herself a sweet job in Southern California. Giggle On Stace! Don’t look back. Go get your surfer-girlness on, get that tattoo you’ve been dreamin’ about, flaunt your six pack abs and find yourself some decent man meat. No offense to men *cough cough*, just a figure of speech *cough cough* (coughing covers up the obvious bs).

I did a good deed and earned a couple karma points by offering Stacey a place to crash for a few months. But now, well…*huge sigh of relief*… I’ve got my house back. I am reveling in the sweetness of naked-tude, naked-osity and naked-liciousness.

I am not a nudist, I swear!

I am no closet nudist (don’t forget I am a semi-reformed Catholic school girl). Frankly, I’m a bit of a prude but simply being able to walk to my bathroom commando has brought me great joy, big joy, huge fatness wads of joy! Little things mean a lot. Please pass me a tissue. I’m getting moist in the eyeball area.

Thank you sweet baby Jesus for the bounty of my most fabulicious freedom. Thank you Buddha (often seen lacking pants) for inspiring the nothingness of clothing movement. Thank you Lord for the blessing of my nakedness.

And one last time, let’s clap our hands and woo hoo!

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13 responses so far ↓

  • 1 GravatarAnna Lefler // Oct 1, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    I feel you on the nakedness! Rock ON!

  • 2 GravatarMatthew Dryden // Oct 1, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    I walk around my house naked sometimes. I’ve scared my wife that way. Poor girl.

  • 3 GravatarAnn Marie // Oct 1, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Hey Matthew, I scare my hubby too, he he he.

    He worries about the neighbors, but I say – if you don’t like what you see… don’t look in my window :)

    My house. My butt. ( I would say My Pants. but there aren’t any…)

  • 4 Gravatarlg marge // Oct 1, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    I miss sleeping naked; have to get up and nurse my baby and get too cold sitting there buck. Too lazy to put on a robe. My 2 yo son saw me naked the other day and said “two big boobies!” – then he asked me “mommy, do you need a shirt and shorts?” Christa I keep laughing to myself about the many pajamas you have received…..also, remember the sleep skirt???

  • 5 GravatarMatthew Dryden // Oct 1, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    @Ann Marie: That was DEFINITELY not what I was expecting to see when I clicked on your link! My wife worries about the neighbors. I think they have better things to do than look in my window…I hope. Otherwise they’d see a naked man dancing around to “In the Ayer”.

    (Not that I listen to hip hop…)

  • 6 GravatarTasha // Oct 2, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    To be naked or not to be that is the question?? Well my answer is… go be naked and enjoy every minute of it. Show me the skin baby show it to me. Don’t scare yourself in the mirror but go on and enjoy I know I do… Hey Christa, tell me how about peeing with the door open. Tell me that one isn’t great.

  • 7 GravatarCarry // Oct 2, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Christa..good for you in celebrating your nakedness. Of course we have to be discreet at times but “being free” can be a great feeling a lot of the time.

    And of course this is the way you came into this world, not with a diaper or set of sleepers on.

    I love discussing the topic of nakedness with some of my dear friends from the religious right. The world nakedness almost makes them faint or worse. I always ask them if the Lord took a magic marker and marked on our bodies..good part; bad part. Funny how OUR minds can make something bad that really is good…

    March on Christa…C

  • 8 GravatarChrista // Oct 2, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Ah my naked Gigglers! Great to hear I am not alone flaunting and shaking my naked bits in my house.

    And yes Tasha, there’s no greater gift than peeing with the bathroom door open.

    Mags, I do remember the pj’s (and my mom STILL gives them to me EVERY YEAR – thankfully she doesn’t get on the net to know I NEVER wear pajamas). You’re gonna have to refresh my memory about the sleep skirt!

    Ann Marie – yeah girl, your house YOUR butt. Shake it don’t break it!

    Same sentiment goes for you too Matthew! Dance naked bruther! DANCE!

    Thanks Carry – I will be marching on into the great land of nakedness called: home! Woo Hoo

  • 9 GravatarAnn Marie // Oct 2, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    ahhh… yes, the website is for my hubby’s business. I am always supportive!

  • 10 Gravatarcarry // Oct 2, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Opps problem posting…

    Originally wrote:

    Christa et al…

    Did you never hear that old maxim that: “PJ’s are something that you keep under the pillow in case someone yells fire!”

    Celebrate “the real you” !!

  • 11 Gravatarlg marge // Oct 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    C – the sleep skirt was what you were wearing the first time I remember meeting you. We were at some sleepover party at someone’s house. I don’t remember much else except we played that game “stiff as a board” and I think we did a seance (sp?).

    Anyhoo, enjoy the debate tonight…..

  • 12 GravatarCoach Rich // Oct 7, 2008 at 9:15 am

    Christa, love it and will now be using it. “naked-liciousness” Love it!

  • 13 Gravatarbuzzman // Oct 27, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Greets! Really funny. keep working! Tnx! Saw!

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