Forget about walking to the moon, walking like an Eqyptian or walking in my footsteps. For the past few days I have been able to walk to my bathroom COMPLETELY NAKED. I am loving life! Can you hear me say “Woo Hoo”, “Amen” and ”Schwing Baby?”  I’m so happy I gotta dance. Gotta dance! Shake it, don’t break it! Woo hoo! [...]

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I followed Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” advice, sort of… I didn’t say “no” to drugs but I did say “no” to politics and “no” to life in Washington. I made this promise to myself on the very same day I swore off sniffing magic markers, eating glue and electrocuting ants. In the last few months I’ve gotten myself sucked into [...]

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