Sicilian Zen is enlightenment through self-contemplation, the ingestion of large quantities garlic and a fully developed sense of guilt.

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Deep Thoughts by Sicilian Zen Master Christa

• If a meatball drops on the kitchen floor and no one is around to hear it, does the meatball make a sound?
• If there is garlic in the pork roast but you cannot taste it, is the garlic really there?
• If your mother throws a shoe at you, duck. If the shoe misses your head, run.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give an Italian a fishing rod and some calamad and you will never go hungry again.
• A smack in the head is not to be construed as punishment. The smack was love masked as a stern warning.
• If you get married and there are no Jordan Almonds at the wedding, how do you know if you’re really husband and wife?
• If you don’t feel guilty after doing something wrong, you’re probably dead.
• Good things come to those who wait. Bad things come to those who miss Mass.
• If a Sicilian speaks with both hands in his pockets, will his lips still move?
• Life is the blended harmony of Parmesan and Locatelli.
• Guilt is God’s way of saying you were wrong.
• A good friend invites you out to dinner. A great friend allows you to sit facing the front door of the restaurant.
• So little time, so much to eat.
• It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even wiser man to learn from his mother.
• Women may spend their whole lives looking for true love. If you wish for true love, learn to love anchovies.

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