With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Brothers and acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America you may want to check out these investment tips* I received this afternoon. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.  May the Giggle On! force be with you!

Watch for these consolidations later this year:  

• Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller & Grace.
• Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.  
• 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.  
• Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:  ZipAudiDoDa.
• FedEx  is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:  FedUP.  
• Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:  Fairwell Honeychild.  
• Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:  PouponPants.  
• Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!  

And  finally…

• Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.

*Source: Completely unknown. If you know who created this list, please let me know so I can give proper credit. This silliness was sent to me by the Godfather of Giggle, my dad.