Revered blogger extraordinaire, Margaret at NGIP, Nanny Goat in Panties, wrote a post called Apolitical Blog Gets Enthusiastic about the Election. For some odd reasons this post ignited a flame inside me (and I’m not talking about intestinal gas). A great big voice inside my head yelled:
“Christa! Stand up and let yourself be counted. Step out and endorse a Presidential candidate TO-DAY!”
Margaret makes me laugh. She shares pictures of goats, makes up words like “slurpilicious” and talks about peeing. I love making up words and talking about peeing too (not sure about the goat thing though, jury is still out on that). NGIP is a kindred spirit. Perhaps we were separated at birth?
Margaret was raised to consider voting a “very personal issue” and her position is that she “shouldn’t be blabbing about” her “personal political opinions”. I commend her for sharing her beliefs but ask her to step out with me today and declare her allegiance to a Presidential candidate, just as I am doing here. Together we can take the first step to stop the pussification of America! You with me?
Mags (can I call you that?), if we can’t openly voice our encouragement and opinions about our candidates then WTF else is there in this world worth supporting?
- Liquid marshmallows?
- Soap on a rope?
- Naked bungee jumping?
Being in a state of perhaps
Perhaps my comments will make a difference. *thinking and scratching my chin* Perhaps America will wake up and elect the right candidate for the highest political office in the country? *shaking my head, yes, oh yes*
Perhaps I will lose readers once this announcement is made. *eye brows squinch* Perhaps I will lose the love and support of the partisan blogosphere and be shunned by friends, family and business associates. Perhaps I will be banned from using the word perhaps. *NOOOOOOO, please, not that!*
I just don’t know.
But, where there is loss, there is also gain. Where there is light, there is dark. Where there is Yin, so be the Yang. Where there is Akuna, there is Matada. Where there is Starsky, Hutch is sure to follows. Such is life!
SCREW IT. Screw the judgers and the finger-pointers. I must be heard.
Giggle On is not afraid to stand up (ok, I’m sitting down) and shout out (not really, I’m typing) who we are I am endorsing for President on November 4th!
I am voting for…
BUGS BUNNY for President 2008
BUGS BUNNY, BUGS BUNNY, BUGS BUNNY
There *whew* I said it!
Why? Why Bugs?
Bugs is a good guy. He may be shrewd, mischievous and cocky but his motives are never sinister.
Bugs is agile and pro-active. Bugs can cover every base on the baseball diamond at once. Can the other party do that?
He understands the importance of a healthy life style. Bugs supports the proliferation of beta-carotenes in the American diet and supports a wide range of health care reform. His tagline “What’s up Doc?” is often heard ringing on Bunny Hill.
Bugs is always underestimated by the enemy but always prevails. He is able and willing to defend himself when the time is right. Remember how he handled that Gossamer monster? He employed diplomacy and a bit of sweet talk to resolve the conflict.
Complimenting one’s enemy is a key in the diplomacy process:
I’ll bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girl friend just the other day, ‘Gee, I’ll bet monsters are in-teresting.’ I said. The places you must go and the things you must see — my stars! I bet you meet lots of in-teresting people too. I’m always in-terested in meeting in-teresting people.
Lastly, Bugs is intelligent and has a wonderful sense of humor. These are the qualities I want in a leader and I’m not ashamed to admit it!
I KNOW there are other Bugs supporters lurking out there so come on out wabbit supporters! Stand up. Speak up. Hop on over. Shout out to the rest of the blogger community here at Giggle On why YOU support Bugs Bunny for President!
God Bless America and God Bless Bugs Bunny! Giggle On!®